Mensa Invitational

The Washington Post asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are my favorites:

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself
for the purpose of getting laid.

Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of
sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house,
which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness.

Glibido (n.): All talk and no action.